Mom saw this at a pet grooming website, and she thought it was so hilarious (and true at the same time!) that she thought we should share this with everyone. *grins* Enjoy:
Why does my Pet's Haircut cost more than mine?
The Top 10 Reasons:
10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your bottom.
9. You don't go for four weeks without washing or brushing your hair.
8. Your hairdresser doesn't throw in a free Brazilian!
7. Your hairdresser doesn't clean out your ears.
6. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean boogies from your eyes.
5. You sit still for your hairdresser.
4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.
3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.
2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser.
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The number 1 reason your pet's haircut costs more than yours:
1. The likelihood of you pooing or weeing while your hair is being cut is fairly slim!
xoxo,
Scottie
Thank you SOOO much to Kat, Snowy, Crystal & Baby Rose's Mom! You are too kind!
17 paws to this post!:
That is funny but true. Thanks for sharing.
BOL!! This is hilarious.
That is sooooo funny! Thanks Scottie's Mom. I had a good laugh.
Ram
wow is true and COOL!!
thanks for the laugh!
Waawawawwwaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
That is soooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!
Thanks for sharing!!!!
Ehy...we're back and we missed you tons!!!
How are you guys????
Have a wonderful weekend!!!!
Sweet kisses and licks
Hi Scottie - oh, this is hilarious! Thank you so much for posting this and sharing it with us - FH is going to take it to our groomers the next time she takes us as she thinks they'll find it very funny! Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.
Perfectly funny...and so true! I wish I had this list when dad took me to the groomer yesterday! Thanks for sharing.
That is furry furry funny!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie
BOL! That's very true ! thanks fur sharing Scottie ! ;)
Your mom is right, pretty hysterical; we particularly like #8!
We can't wait to show our groomer this, he's gonna love it!
Schnauzer licks and belly rubs!
N&C
Good one, Scottie!
And soooo true!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Oh my mom person got a good laugh out of this!!
Hilarious. My human are thankful that a beagle doesn't a require a hair cut so they save some money there. But they see money flying out of the window when I damage properties and garden! Sigh...what's a beagle to do when humans are out???
Good evening scottie
The Olympics ends, and I start blog slowly.
Please forgive the visit of me slow.
It is a wonderful present.
The pillar box is fashionable.
Of course, the present wants to be held and to be drawn.
A wonderful weekend with the secret and the secret of the beauty parlor.
hahaha：D
from loved ume tyan
What a cute list and it's all true!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
w00fs, heehee dats funny and true...
b safe,
~rocky~
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